Hi there, I am a barely functioning University student with a flair for the artistic, and this is all the things that I find funny. Be warned, it may be violent and/or sadistic. Or at least that is the plan

 

spermbanker:

are u sad? feeling down? look at your hands. think about all the dogs they’ve petted. feel happy. so much happy.

Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?

Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.

Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?

Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.

Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?

Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!

unbitrium:

offside-goal:

tales-of-a-clutsy-ninja:

BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS

THIS IS AWFUL I’M NOT EVEN THAT BUSTY AND THIS IS MY EVERYDAY LIFE SCREW U BOOBS

I thought balls were bad but this post made me realizer girls how do you even live with dumbbells growing out of your chest obstructing everything girls are strong and not to be messed with

whitegirlsaintshit:

kumasenpai:

Just swagged on everyone.

ok, I see you Charlie, even though you got on plaid bermuda shorts

(Source: sizvideos)