Hi there, I am a barely functioning University student with a flair for the artistic, and this is all the things that I find funny. Be warned, it may be violent and/or sadistic. Or at least that is the plan
boys= nasty and dress bad
me= somehow still likes boys and is disappointed in myself and thinks i should do better
Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh