Hi there, I am a barely functioning University student with a flair for the artistic, and this is all the things that I find funny. Be warned, it may be violent and/or sadistic. Or at least that is the plan
are u sad? feeling down? look at your hands. think about all the dogs they’ve petted. feel happy. so much happy.
Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!